Some of the lyrics to Northwestern Lehigh’s Jason T. Zimmerman’s song about snow days:

“I’ll tell you what, I’m about sick of this winter.

I’m going to go take a ride in my big black jacked up truck.

You guys want to come with?

I’ve got that real white fluffy stuff up under the seat of my big black jacked up truck. Rollin’ on 309, really hope that I don’t slide. We got them roads all covered up, waiting on the plow to push its way through. We need sunshine over here, the roads aren’t really all that clear. yeah

All them other schools want to go and try and get the day in, but we all know it’s going to be driftin’ out in Kempton?

Out where the cornrows grow, row row my boat. Fishing down the Jordan River, catching myself a little catfish dinner.

Gonna sound like a winner, winner when we call you up to say yeah there’s not school today …”