So rawr os shpeck un ma hoons-shtoll. So rare as bacon in a dog kennel.

Besser en glaener greek os schlecter freeda. Better a little war than bad freedom.

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There will be an indoor community yard sale 7 a.m. to 1 p.m. on July 21 and July 22 at Mt. Zion Lutheran Church, 1343 Long Lane Road, Krumsville.

Proceeds from the sale will benefit the stained glass window restoration project. Vendors are needed.

For information, call 484-641-5253 or email mimom13@ptd.net.

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The “Maker Fun Factory: Created by God, Built for a Purpose” Vacation Bible School will be offered at Weisenberg Lutheran Church, 7645 Weisenberg Church Road, New Tripoli, 6-8:30 p.m. July 24-28 for children age 4 through sixth grade.

To register or for more information, call Bambi at 484-838-3813.

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Weisenberg Volunteer Fire Company, 2500 Golden Key Road is selling hoagies until Aug. 1 with pick up 4:30 p.m. Aug. 10 at the fire station. Turkey, ham and cheese, Italian, roast beef, and tuna hoagies will be available.

Call Pat at 610-285-2488 to place orders to support the fire company.

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Ziegels Union Church, 9990 Ziegels Church Road, Breinigsville, will sponsor its 11th annual Mission Team Golf Outing Aug. 5 at the Allentown Municipal Golf Course.

Shotgun start begins 7:30 a.m. Greens fees, lunch and prizes are included in the entry fee.

Call Terry at 610-462-5324 for information and any forms (sponsor or foursome) needed.

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The Allentown Band, under the direction of Conductor Ronald Demkee, will perform 3 p.m., 4:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. Aug. 6 at Kutztown Park, 440 E. Main St., Kutztown. All are invited to attend.

Mach’s gut,

Mary Bittner Henry