En Linker macht nix recht. A lefthander does nothing right.

Buwe uffziehe is so leicht as Eise verdaue. Raising boys is as easy as digesting iron.

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Ziegels Church, 9990 Ziegels Church Road, Breinigsville, offers a men’s breakfast 7 a.m. at the Cracker Barrel, Fogelsville, every Friday. All men are welcome to attend.

Zumba classes are offered 6 p.m. every Monday at the church.

There is a fee to attend. Bring a towel and bottled water.

Alcoholics Anonymous meets 7:30 p.m. every Monday at the church.

Call the church office at 610-285-6157 or go to ziegelschurch.org for more information on church events.

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Hope Community Church, 7974 Claussville Road, Weisenberg Township, will host a Sportsmen’s Banquet 6 p.m. Jan. 28.

Call 484-518-4673 for tickets.

For information, go to hopecommunityecchurch.org.

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Weisenberg Lowhill Township Historical Society, 4585 Werleys Corner Road, New Tripoli, will host a genealogy workshop 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Jan. 14.

Wi-Fi is available. Come with or without a laptop. Help is available all day.

Bring along lunch and a beverage.

For more information, call Deb at 610-285-8693 or go to weisenbergtownship.org.

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Weisenberg Volunteer Fire Department, 2500 Golden Key Road, is selling hoagies.

Turkey, ham and cheese, Italian, roast beef and tuna are available.

Call Pat at 610-285-2488 to place orders before Jan. 24.

Pickup is at the fire station 4:30 p.m. Feb. 2.

Mach’s gut,

Mary Bittner Henry