En Linker macht nix recht, viel annere aa net. A lefthander does nothing right; many others don't either.

Aus gebackne Oier gebt's ken Hinkel. You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs or you can't have your cake and eat it, too.

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Weisenberg Lowhill Township Historical Society will meet 7:30 p.m. on Feb. 25 at the Weisenberg Township Municipal Building, 2175 Seipstown Road, Fogelsville.

David K. Bausch, antique car and toy collector, will be the speaker.

His career includes serving as Lehigh County executive, county commissioner, administrator at Cedarbrook nursing home and serving on various non-profit boards.

His topic will be "Automotive History." Call 610-298-2352 for information.

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Help support the Weisenberg Volunteer Fire Department by purchasing meat pies from Zook's in Ronks.

The pies are 9-inch or 6-inch chicken, sausage and beef.

Orders must be made by Feb. 26. Pickup will be between 4:30-6:30 p.m. March 6 at the fire station, 2500 Golden Key Road.

To place an order, call Pat at 610-285-2488.

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Ziegels Union Church offers a men's breakfast 7 a.m. Fridays at Cracker Barrel, Fogelsville.

All men are welcome to attend.

For more information on church activities, call 610-298-2437.

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Sunshine Center Preschool, at Ziegels Union Church, 9990 Ziegels Church Road, Breinigsville, is opened for registration for the 2014-15 school year.

To register, call 610-395-8034 or 610-285-6297.

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Hope Community Church, Claussville Road, is offering activities for people with early and middle stage Alzheimer's disease 1-5 p.m. Wednesdays.

For more information, contact Dave at bowersdav@gmail.com.

A soup, salad, spuds dinner is being offered from 5-7 p.m. March 1.

Friday Night in the Light, 7 p.m. March 7, which includes a concert of praise bands and a meal.

Call 610-285-6967 or log on to hopecommunityecchurch.org for more information.

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The deadline to register for Farm Family Appreciation Celebration is on Feb. 28.

The dinner will be at the Hamburg Fieldhouse, Exit 30 off I-78.

Doors open 6:15 p.m.; dinner buffet will be from 7-8 p.m.

"The Outlaws" will entertain with line dance music, hoedowns, and classic and modern country music from 8-11 p.m.

Farm family and farm family supporters are welcome. Bring the children.

Call Donna at 610-378-1327 or go to godslove.org/calendar to register and for further information.

Mach's gut,

Mary Bittner Henry